GULLIVER’S
TRAVELS
PART 16
CHAPTER VIII.
The king and queen make a
progress to the frontiers. The author attends them. The manner in
which he leaves the country very particularly related. He returns to
England.
I had
always a strong impulse that I should some time recover my liberty, though it
was impossible to conjecture by what means, or to form any project with the
least hope of succeeding. The ship in which I sailed, was the first ever
known to be driven within sight of that coast, and the king had given strict
orders, that if at any time another appeared, it should be taken ashore, and
with all its crew and passengers brought in a tumbril to Lorbrulgrud. He
was strongly bent to get me a woman of my own size, by whom I might propagate
the breed: but I think I should rather have died than undergone the disgrace of
leaving a posterity to be kept in cages, like tame canary-birds, and perhaps,
in time, sold about the kingdom, to persons of quality, for curiosities.
I was indeed treated with much kindness: I was the favourite of a great king
and queen, and the delight of the whole court; but it was upon such a foot as
ill became the dignity of humankind. I could never forget those domestic
pledges I had left behind me. I wanted to be among people, with whom I
could converse upon even terms, and walk about the streets and fields without
being afraid of being trod to death like a frog or a young puppy. But my
deliverance came sooner than I expected, and in a manner not very common; the
whole story and circumstances of which I shall faithfully relate.
I had now
been two years in this country; and about the beginning of the third,
Glumdalclitch and I attended the king and queen, in a progress to the south
coast of the kingdom. I was carried, as usual, in my travelling-box,
which as I have already described, was a very convenient closet, of twelve feet
wide. And I had ordered a hammock to be fixed, by silken ropes from the
four corners at the top, to break the jolts, when a servant carried me before
him on horseback, as I sometimes desired; and would often sleep in my hammock,
while we were upon the road. On the roof of my closet, not directly over
the middle of the hammock, I ordered the joiner to cut out a hole of a foot
square, to give me air in hot weather, as I slept; which hole I shut at
pleasure with a board that drew backward and forward through a groove.
When we
came to our journey’s end, the king thought proper to pass a few days at a
palace he has near Flanflasnic, a city within eighteen English miles of the
seaside. Glumdalclitch and I were much fatigued: I had gotten a small
cold, but the poor girl was so ill as to be confined to her chamber. I
longed to see the ocean, which must be the only scene of my escape, if ever it
should happen. I pretended to be worse than I really was, and desired
leave to take the fresh air of the sea, with a page, whom I was very fond of,
and who had sometimes been trusted with me. I shall never forget with what
unwillingness Glumdalclitch consented, nor the strict charge she gave the page
to be careful of me, bursting at the same time into a flood of tears, as if she
had some forboding of what was to happen. The boy took me out in my box,
about half an hours walk from the palace, towards the rocks on the
sea-shore. I ordered him to set me down, and lifting up one of my sashes,
cast many a wistful melancholy look towards the sea. I found myself not
very well, and told the page that I had a mind to take a nap in my hammock,
which I hoped would do me good. I got in, and the boy shut the window
close down, to keep out the cold. I soon fell asleep, and all I can
conjecture is, while I slept, the page, thinking no danger could happen, went
among the rocks to look for birds’ eggs, having before observed him from my
window searching about, and picking up one or two in the clefts. Be that
as it will, I found myself suddenly awaked with a violent pull upon the ring,
which was fastened at the top of my box for the conveniency of carriage.
I felt my box raised very high in the air, and then borne forward with
prodigious speed. The first jolt had like to have shaken me out of my
hammock, but afterward the motion was easy enough. I called out several
times, as loud as I could raise my voice, but all to no purpose. I looked
towards my windows, and could see nothing but the clouds and sky. I heard
a noise just over my head, like the clapping of wings, and then began to
perceive the woful condition I was in; that some eagle had got the ring of my
box in his beak, with an intent to let it fall on a rock, like a tortoise in a
shell, and then pick out my body, and devour it: for the sagacity and smell of
this bird enables him to discover his quarry at a great distance, though better
concealed than I could be within a two-inch board.
In a
little time, I observed the noise and flutter of wings to increase very fast,
and my box was tossed up and down, like a sign in a windy day. I heard
several bangs or buffets, as I thought given to the eagle (for such I am
certain it must have been that held the ring of my box in his beak), and then,
all on a sudden, felt myself falling perpendicularly down, for above a minute,
but with such incredible swiftness, that I almost lost my breath. My fall
was stopped by a terrible squash, that sounded louder to my ears than the
cataract of Niagara; after which, I was quite in the dark for another minute,
and then my box began to rise so high, that I could see light from the tops of
the windows. I now perceived I was fallen into the sea. My box, by
the weight of my body, the goods that were in, and the broad plates of iron
fixed for strength at the four corners of the top and bottom, floated about
five feet deep in water. I did then, and do now suppose, that the eagle
which flew away with my box was pursued by two or three others, and forced to
let me drop, while he defended himself against the rest, who hoped to share in
the prey. The plates of iron fastened at the bottom of the box (for those
were the strongest) preserved the balance while it fell, and hindered it from
being broken on the surface of the water. Every joint of it was well grooved;
and the door did not move on hinges, but up and down like a sash, which kept my
closet so tight that very little water came in. I got with much
difficulty out of my hammock, having first ventured to draw back the slip-board
on the roof already mentioned, contrived on purpose to let in air, for want of
which I found myself almost stifled.
How often
did I then wish myself with my dear Glumdalclitch, from whom one single hour
had so far divided me! And I may say with truth, that in the midst of my
own misfortunes I could not forbear lamenting my poor nurse, the grief she
would suffer for my loss, the displeasure of the queen, and the ruin of her
fortune. Perhaps many travellers have not been under greater difficulties
and distress than I was at this juncture, expecting every moment to see my box
dashed to pieces, or at least overset by the first violent blast, or rising
wave. A breach in one single pane of glass would have been immediate
death: nor could any thing have preserved the windows, but the strong lattice
wires placed on the outside, against accidents in travelling. I saw the
water ooze in at several crannies, although the leaks were not considerable,
and I endeavoured to stop them as well as I could. I was not able to lift
up the roof of my closet, which otherwise I certainly should have done, and sat
on the top of it; where I might at least preserve myself some hours longer,
than by being shut up (as I may call it) in the hold. Or if I escaped
these dangers for a day or two, what could I expect but a miserable death of
cold and hunger? I was four hours under these circumstances, expecting,
and indeed wishing, every moment to be my last.
I have
already told the reader that there were two strong staples fixed upon that side
of my box which had no window, and into which the servant, who used to carry me
on horseback, would put a leathern belt, and buckle it about his waist.
Being in this disconsolate state, I heard, or at least thought I heard, some
kind of grating noise on that side of my box where the staples were fixed; and
soon after I began to fancy that the box was pulled or towed along the sea; for
I now and then felt a sort of tugging, which made the waves rise near the tops
of my windows, leaving me almost in the dark. This gave me some faint
hopes of relief, although I was not able to imagine how it could be brought
about. I ventured to unscrew one of my chairs, which were always fastened
to the floor; and having made a hard shift to screw it down again, directly
under the slipping-board that I had lately opened, I mounted on the chair, and
putting my mouth as near as I could to the hole, I called for help in a loud
voice, and in all the languages I understood. I then fastened my
handkerchief to a stick I usually carried, and thrusting it up the hole, waved
it several times in the air, that if any boat or ship were near, the seamen
might conjecture some unhappy mortal to be shut up in the box.
I found no
effect from all I could do, but plainly perceived my closet to be moved along;
and in the space of an hour, or better, that side of the box where the staples
were, and had no windows, struck against something that was hard. I
apprehended it to be a rock, and found myself tossed more than ever. I
plainly heard a noise upon the cover of my closet, like that of a cable, and
the grating of it as it passed through the ring. I then found myself
hoisted up, by degrees, at least three feet higher than I was before.
Whereupon I again thrust up my stick and handkerchief, calling for help till I
was almost hoarse. In return to which, I heard a great shout repeated
three times, giving me such transports of joy as are not to be conceived but by
those who feel them. I now heard a trampling over my head, and somebody
calling through the hole with a loud voice, in the English tongue, “If there be
any body below, let them speak.” I answered, “I was an Englishman, drawn
by ill fortune into the greatest calamity that ever any creature underwent, and
begged, by all that was moving, to be delivered out of the dungeon I was
in.” The voice replied, “I was safe, for my box was fastened to their
ship; and the carpenter should immediately come and saw a hole in the cover,
large enough to pull me out.” I answered, “that was needless, and would
take up too much time; for there was no more to be done, but let one of the
crew put his finger into the ring, and take the box out of the sea into the
ship, and so into the captain’s cabin.” Some of them, upon hearing me
talk so wildly, thought I was mad: others laughed; for indeed it never came
into my head, that I was now got among people of my own stature and strength.
The carpenter came, and in a few minutes sawed a passage about four feet
square, then let down a small ladder, upon which I mounted, and thence was
taken into the ship in a very weak condition.
The
sailors were all in amazement, and asked me a thousand questions, which I had
no inclination to answer. I was equally confounded at the sight of so
many pigmies, for such I took them to be, after having so long accustomed mine
eyes to the monstrous objects I had left. But the captain, Mr. Thomas
Wilcocks, an honest worthy Shropshire man, observing I was ready to faint, took
me into his cabin, gave me a cordial to comfort me, and made me turn in upon
his own bed, advising me to take a little rest, of which I had great
need. Before I went to sleep, I gave him to understand that I had some
valuable furniture in my box, too good to be lost: a fine hammock, a handsome
field-bed, two chairs, a table, and a cabinet; that my closet was hung on all
sides, or rather quilted, with silk and cotton; that if he would let one of the
crew bring my closet into his cabin, I would open it there before him, and show
him my goods. The captain, hearing me utter these absurdities, concluded
I was raving; however (I suppose to pacify me) he promised to give order as I
desired, and going upon deck, sent some of his men down into my closet, whence
(as I afterwards found) they drew up all my goods, and stripped off the
quilting; but the chairs, cabinet, and bedstead, being screwed to the floor,
were much damaged by the ignorance of the seamen, who tore them up by
force. Then they knocked off some of the boards for the use of the ship,
and when they had got all they had a mind for, let the hull drop into the sea,
which by reason of many breaches made in the bottom and sides, sunk to rights.
And, indeed, I was glad not to have been a spectator of the havoc they made,
because I am confident it would have sensibly touched me, by bringing former
passages into my mind, which I would rather have forgot.
I slept
some hours, but perpetually disturbed with dreams of the place I had left, and
the dangers I had escaped. However, upon waking, I found myself much
recovered. It was now about eight o’clock at night, and the captain
ordered supper immediately, thinking I had already fasted too long. He
entertained me with great kindness, observing me not to look wildly, or talk
inconsistently: and, when we were left alone, desired I would give him a
relation of my travels, and by what accident I came to be set adrift, in that
monstrous wooden chest. He said “that about twelve o’clock at noon, as he
was looking through his glass, he spied it at a distance, and thought it was a
sail, which he had a mind to make, being not much out of his course, in hopes
of buying some biscuit, his own beginning to fall short. That upon coming
nearer, and finding his error, he sent out his long-boat to discover what it
was; that his men came back in a fright, swearing they had seen a swimming
house. That he laughed at their folly, and went himself in the boat,
ordering his men to take a strong cable along with them. That the weather
being calm, he rowed round me several times, observed my windows and wire
lattices that defended them. That he discovered two staples upon one
side, which was all of boards, without any passage for light. He then
commanded his men to row up to that side, and fastening a cable to one of the
staples, ordered them to tow my chest, as they called it, toward the
ship. When it was there, he gave directions to fasten another cable to
the ring fixed in the cover, and to raise up my chest with pulleys, which all
the sailors were not able to do above two or three feet.” He said, “they
saw my stick and handkerchief thrust out of the hole, and concluded that some
unhappy man must be shut up in the cavity.” I asked, “whether he or the
crew had seen any prodigious birds in the air, about the time he first
discovered me.” To which he answered, “that discoursing this matter with
the sailors while I was asleep, one of them said, he had observed three eagles
flying towards the north, but remarked nothing of their being larger than the
usual size:” which I suppose must be imputed to the great height they were at;
and he could not guess the reason of my question. I then asked the
captain, “how far he reckoned we might be from land?” He said, “by the
best computation he could make, we were at least a hundred leagues.” I
assured him, “that he must be mistaken by almost half, for I had not left the
country whence I came above two hours before I dropped into the sea.” Whereupon
he began again to think that my brain was disturbed, of which he gave me a
hint, and advised me to go to bed in a cabin he had provided. I assured
him, “I was well refreshed with his good entertainment and company, and as much
in my senses as ever I was in my life.” He then grew serious, and desired
to ask me freely, “whether I were not troubled in my mind by the consciousness
of some enormous crime, for which I was punished, at the command of some
prince, by exposing me in that chest; as great criminals, in other countries,
have been forced to sea in a leaky vessel, without provisions: for although he
should be sorry to have taken so ill a man into his ship, yet he would engage
his word to set me safe ashore, in the first port where we arrived.” He
added, “that his suspicions were much increased by some very absurd speeches I
had delivered at first to his sailors, and afterwards to himself, in relation
to my closet or chest, as well as by my odd looks and behaviour while I was at
supper.”
I begged
his patience to hear me tell my story, which I faithfully did, from the last
time I left England, to the moment he first discovered me. And, as truth
always forces its way into rational minds, so this honest worthy gentleman, who
had some tincture of learning, and very good sense, was immediately convinced
of my candour and veracity. But further to confirm all I had said, I
entreated him to give order that my cabinet should be brought, of which I had
the key in my pocket; for he had already informed me how the seamen disposed of
my closet. I opened it in his own presence, and showed him the small
collection of rarities I made in the country from which I had been so strangely
delivered. There was the comb I had contrived out of the stumps of the
king’s beard, and another of the same materials, but fixed into a paring of her
majesty’s thumb-nail, which served for the back. There was a collection
of needles and pins, from a foot to half a yard long; four wasp stings, like
joiner’s tacks; some combings of the queen’s hair; a gold ring, which one day
she made me a present of, in a most obliging manner, taking it from her little
finger, and throwing it over my head like a collar. I desired the captain
would please to accept this ring in return for his civilities; which he
absolutely refused. I showed him a corn that I had cut off with my own
hand, from a maid of honour’s toe; it was about the bigness of Kentish pippin,
and grown so hard, that when I returned England, I got it hollowed into a cup,
and set in silver. Lastly, I desired him to see the breeches I had then
on, which were made of a mouse’s skin.
I could
force nothing on him but a footman’s tooth, which I observed him to examine
with great curiosity, and found he had a fancy for it. He received it
with abundance of thanks, more than such a trifle could deserve. It was
drawn by an unskilful surgeon, in a mistake, from one of Glumdalclitch’s men,
who was afflicted with the tooth-ache, but it was as sound as any in his
head. I got it cleaned, and put it into my cabinet. It was about a
foot long, and four inches in diameter.
The
captain was very well satisfied with this plain relation I had given him, and
said, “he hoped, when we returned to England, I would oblige the world by
putting it on paper, and making it public.” My answer was, “that we were
overstocked with books of travels: that nothing could now pass which was not
extraordinary; wherein I doubted some authors less consulted truth, than their
own vanity, or interest, or the diversion of ignorant readers; that my story
could contain little beside common events, without those ornamental
descriptions of strange plants, trees, birds, and other animals; or of the
barbarous customs and idolatry of savage people, with which most writers
abound. However, I thanked him for his good opinion, and promised to take
the matter into my thoughts.”
He said
“he wondered at one thing very much, which was, to hear me speak so loud;”
asking me “whether the king or queen of that country were thick of
hearing?” I told him, “it was what I had been used to for above two years
past, and that I admired as much at the voices of him and his men, who seemed
to me only to whisper, and yet I could hear them well enough. But, when I
spoke in that country, it was like a man talking in the streets, to another
looking out from the top of a steeple, unless when I was placed on a table, or
held in any person’s hand.” I told him, “I had likewise observed another
thing, that, when I first got into the ship, and the sailors stood all about
me, I thought they were the most little contemptible creatures I had ever
beheld.” For indeed, while I was in that prince’s country, I could never
endure to look in a glass, after mine eyes had been accustomed to such
prodigious objects, because the comparison gave me so despicable a conceit of
myself. The captain said, “that while we were at supper, he observed me
to look at every thing with a sort of wonder, and that I often seemed hardly
able to contain my laughter, which he knew not well how to take, but imputed it
to some disorder in my brain.” I answered, “it was very true; and I
wondered how I could forbear, when I saw his dishes of the size of a silver
three-pence, a leg of pork hardly a mouthful, a cup not so big as a nut-shell;”
and so I went on, describing the rest of his household-stuff and provisions,
after the same manner. For, although he queen had ordered a little
equipage of all things necessary for me, while I was in her service, yet my
ideas were wholly taken up with what I saw on every side of me, and I winked at
my own littleness, as people do at their own faults. The captain
understood my raillery very well, and merrily replied with the old English
proverb, “that he doubted mine eyes were bigger than my belly, for he did not
observe my stomach so good, although I had fasted all day;” and, continuing in
his mirth, protested “he would have gladly given a hundred pounds, to have seen
my closet in the eagle’s bill, and afterwards in its fall from so great a
height into the sea; which would certainly have been a most astonishing object,
worthy to have the description of it transmitted to future ages:” and the
comparison of Phaëton was so obvious, that he could not forbear applying it,
although I did not much admire the conceit.
The
captain having been at Tonquin, was, in his return to England, driven
north-eastward to the latitude of 44 degrees, and longitude of 143. But
meeting a trade-wind two days after I came on board him, we sailed southward a
long time, and coasting New Holland, kept our course west-south-west, and then
south-south-west, till we doubled the Cape of Good Hope. Our voyage was
very prosperous, but I shall not trouble the reader with a journal of it.
The captain called in at one or two ports, and sent in his long-boat for
provisions and fresh water; but I never went out of the ship till we came into
the Downs, which was on the third day of June, 1706, about nine months after my
escape. I offered to leave my goods in security for payment of my
freight: but the captain protested he would not receive one farthing. We
took a kind leave of each other, and I made him promise he would come to see me
at my house in Redriff. I hired a horse and guide for five shillings,
which I borrowed of the captain.
As I was
on the road, observing the littleness of the houses, the trees, the cattle, and
the people, I began to think myself in Lilliput. I was afraid of
trampling on every traveller I met, and often called aloud to have them stand
out of the way, so that I had like to have gotten one or two broken heads for
my impertinence.
When I
came to my own house, for which I was forced to inquire, one of the servants
opening the door, I bent down to go in, (like a goose under a gate,) for fear
of striking my head. My wife run out to embrace me, but I stooped lower
than her knees, thinking she could otherwise never be able to reach my
mouth. My daughter kneeled to ask my blessing, but I could not see her
till she arose, having been so long used to stand with my head and eyes erect
to above sixty feet; and then I went to take her up with one hand by the
waist. I looked down upon the servants, and one or two friends who were
in the house, as if they had been pigmies and I a giant. I told my wife,
“she had been too thrifty, for I found she had starved herself and her daughter
to nothing.” In short, I behaved myself so unaccountably, that they were
all of the captain’s opinion when he first saw me, and concluded I had lost my
wits. This I mention as an instance of the great power of habit and
prejudice.
In a little
time, I and my family and friends came to a right understanding: but my wife
protested “I should never go to sea any more;” although my evil destiny so
ordered, that she had not power to hinder me, as the reader may know
hereafter. In the mean time, I here conclude the second part of my
unfortunate travels
To be continued
